"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and


om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and

om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.

She’s a very special human being. I think. I don’t know, but this is my impression. She seems this way. She could be lying

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

drdauntless:

becks28nz:

Doctor Who Fans by Dorkly

#is it weird that I’m like half of those

let’s ALL BE THE CAPALDI CONVERTS

ryuzaki21121:

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

jesus christ witch club oh my god /clutches at chest i used to have all the books

And deep down I know this never works
But you can lay down with me so it doesn’t hurt…

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

disneypedia:

let-it-golaf:

smallherosix:

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This is amazinggg news!!!

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